for Dads... Happy Father's Day!

DAD's Famous Lines... ^_^

- I love you son/girl!
- Be home before midnight!
- I told you so!
- Don't answer back!
- Go for it, son/girl!
- I'm proud of you!

- He's not the right man/woman for you!
- You look better without make up!
- You don't call that music, that's noise! <<< badtrip ako dito pag sinasabi ni tatay
- Just wait until I get home!

- When I was your age...
- You're just like your mom!
- You'll always be my little girl!
- Just don't come home crying, fight back!
- you're o longer a child, stop acting like one!

- You're too young to drive my car!
- That dress is too short!
- You're grounded and I'm cutting your allowance!
- Go ask your mother!
- As they say, like father like son!

YOU KNOW DAD, YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN...

- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
- You feel like the morning after, and you haven't bee anywhere.
- You get winded playing chess.
- You join a health club and don't go.
- Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
- You look forward to a dull evening at home.
- Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
- Your back goes out more that you do.
- The little gray - haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
- Medicine cabinet.
- The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

- Your little black book contains only names ending M.D.
- Your children begin to look middle - aged.
- You decide to procastinate, but never get around to it.
- You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. <<< how true!!!
- You're turning out lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
- The best part of your day is over when the alarm goes off.
- A fortune teller offers to read your face.
- You sink your teeth in steak, and they stare there.

from:
Manila Bulletin, Father's Day Special
June 18, 2006 - SS-3
1001 humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking

Happy Father's Day!!
Happy Father's Day to my tatay!!! you're always be my tatay ever!!!
lam mo namang takot kami sa inyo...
thanks po sa lahat...
luv po namin kau ni ate!!!
muaaahhhhuugggsss!!!! yngatz u jan!!!

Happy Father's Day to all fathers out there!! \m/